It has been a month. A successful, glorious month. Read into it all you want but only some of you know what it is. To the others I say: Go figure.
It has also been 6 months, this again connects to the earlier sentence so very few people can decipher it. The lesser, the better.
It will be 2 months. This isn't connected to the earlier sentences but I'm hoping this gets over quickly. I'm running out of entertainment. Unless one of you is kind enough to send Rahul Dravid to my house... Hello, for a friendly chat, okay? It's not what you think. Tche tche.